I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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