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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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