It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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