I would go down on you faster than GM stock
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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