Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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