were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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