Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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