Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize