I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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