Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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