garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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