i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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