I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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