you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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