today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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