i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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