I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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