the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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