You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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