awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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