When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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