white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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