I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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