high people should be assigned attendants
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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