Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida