i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.