There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
They took my balls.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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