No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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