She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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