do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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