it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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