Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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