the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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