FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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