Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize