idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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