I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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