Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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