just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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