Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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