I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
