I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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