If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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