I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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