Taylor Swift is so right about you.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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