But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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