Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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