when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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