Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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