I hate your face
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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