She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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