i jhust puked up my retainher.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
smell my finger.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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