i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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