She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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