Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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