Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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