i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just found a bag of teeth...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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