they need to just BURY HIM!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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