They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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